Upcoming Events

• The Dorsett Inn
  11/21/2008
  
  
• Motley's Pub'n Grub
  12/6/2008
  
  
• Brother's Bar and Grill
  12/12/2008
  
  
• The Babylon
  12/13/2008
  
  

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Booking Services

American Bands
David Kalz
(314) 724-5152
americanbands@hotmail.com

Joke of the Week

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

Welcome to SuddenImpactRocks.com!

Hello to all our Rockers out there. The band sis just flying though the last leg of the Pole Dancer Tour and we are already seeing 09 book up quick. The new tour name is just about decided and we will be keeping it a secret until Christmas time. The clubs are getting bigger and better from Voodoo Lounge at Harrah's to Tra inwreck at Westport we couldn't be happier and we have all of you to thank. New years is just around the corner and we will be at the Dorsett inn Rocking in the New Year, we will give you details on the package they will be offering in the next few weeks. We love you all


Thanks for your support, keep on rockin and we'll see ya soon,

The Band

Object Of Our Affection

Each week we will have a new photo from our shows. It could be anything that suits our fancy. So make sure you check back often to see what "IT" is!!!!!!!!!!!

One Hot School marm with the handcuffs to boot!!!!!