Upcoming Events

• RJ's Double Six Saloon
  8/22/2008
  
  
• The Dorsett Inn
  8/23/2008
  
  
• Crystal Tavern
  9/5/2008
  
  
• Brother's Bar and Grill
  9/6/2008
  
  

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Booking Services

American Bands
David Kalz
(314) 724-5152
americanbands@hotmail.com

Joke of the Week

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

Welcome to SuddenImpactRocks.com!

Sudden Impact is very pleased to have Dave Kalz handling all the booking for the band. Dave is well respected throughout the industry and has played in some of the best local and national acts for many years. If you are a club owner and wish to book the band into your venue, do not hesitate contacting him at 314.724.5152 or you can e-mail him at americanbands@hotmail.com.

Hopefully everyone is having a great summer and gas prices aren't putting too much of a dent in the pocket book. We appreciate all of our friends for coming out and seeing us during these hot summer months.

We are extemely excited to inform you know that the "Sudden Impact Pole Dancer Tour" will make a stop on September 13 in the VooDoo Cafe and Lounge at Harrah's Casino. This is a great venue and promises to be a fantastic event, so make plans early. Please visit the upcoming shows page for the latest schedule details.

Thanks for your support, keep on rockin and we'll see ya soon,

The Band

Object Of Our Affection

Each week we will have a new photo from our shows. It could be anything that suits our fancy. So make sure you check back often to see what "IT" is!!!!!!!!!!!

We Salute Tim, guitar player Chris' brother, for introducing this fine lass to the world of Sudden Impact.... Tim, we thank you!!!!